• book ginny: I'd like you to have something to remember me by, you know... if you meet some veela when you're off doing whatever you're doing.
  • movie ginny: HUUUAGGHUHUHRGRHUBHBLURBHRLBLHBLRHLLBAPPALFPFPF

brandor:

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

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Make Stannis Baratheon the main character of any other series.

stannisism:

swan2swan:

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Al: “Brother, our mother is dead, but maybe we can bring her back using alchemy!”

Stannis: “No. That’s against the fundamental laws of alchemy. We’re not doing it.”

Harry Potter:

Ron: “Stannis, the troll just went into the girls’ bathroom! Hermione’s in there! What do we do?”

Stannis: “I’m going to get Professor McGonagall!”

Ron: “But there’s no time! We have to go in and save her!”

Stannis: “It’s the girls’ bathroom. We’re boys. We’re not allowed in there.”

Lord of the Rings:

Ring: “Staaaaannissssssss, Staaaaaaannissssss, put me on, Staaaaaannisssssss, you know you waaaaaant tooooooooooo.”

Stannis: “I’m supposed to take you straight to the Cracks of Doom and destroy you, so no, thank you.”

Ring: “But my powerrrrrrrrrrr…”

Stannis: “No means no. You be quiet now.”

#I think I just killed Hermione

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

youngcasanovab:

taint3ed:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LMAOOO

😂😂😂

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

- Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Michaels  (x)