lohboh:

the word “girl” is losing its original meaning to me I just say “girl help” and “girl why” every time something even mildly inconveniences me

bender-rodrigas:

beatlesweatles:

forkliftcertified:

Fact: If u strike a capybara it will break into a cluster of guinea pigs

Another fact: if you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport

giratinace:

giratinace:

Why does torrenting feel so intimate

What are we

peternureyev:

peternureyev:

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying “i thought you meant flopping on the ground”. target audience

clashofkings:

clashofkings:

This website would be so funny in the death note universe I think some of you guys would be really pro Kira

Imagining discourse where some people are reminding you not to put your name and face on your blog to stay safe and then other people call you toxic and abusive for that bc it means you’re hiding something if you don’t want Kira to be able to kill you

wintermutal:

just saw a trash can in the trash compactor. saturn devouring his son

Anonymous asked:

I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

mrspider:

if men arent like this theyre worthless

thyrell:

thyrell:

daglout:

daglout:

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you

transmechanicus:

artistformerlyknownsandmandaddy:

Romance is dead